James Martin did some theater in college. He also did some theater after college. He also made a movie or two and directed some stuff. He also hates writing bios…mainly because he has to switch to third person narrative and that just kinda creeps him out. Not only that, it sounds super conceited and arrogant. I mean, who wants to hear somedouchebag go on and on about his trite little accomplishments that really don’t amount to anything much…all in the third person?